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We here at The Troika Table’s DC headquarters quite enjoy Arrested Development. (Braeden even watched it when it was on the air.)
Warning: If you haven’t watched Arrested Development, you probably definitely won’t get this. It’s ok. Just let it happen.
There are many a food item to be found in Arrested Development – ice cream sandwiches, chocolate-covered bananas, and corn balls, to name a few. The one that hooked me is the Mayonegg, created by the lovely Ann Veal. (Her?)
The Mayonegg, described by George Michael:
You might not feel so good, but if you think about it, you’ll realize the Mayonegg is just a deconstructed deviled egg. That’s not so bad, now is it? And so, in honor of the long-awaited fourth season of Arrested Development, we created a Mayonegg for our favorite characters. We even made our own mayo.
The Original Mayonegg – Ann Veal. (Not pictured)
Egg + packet of mayo.
Breakfast Egg – George Michael. What have we always said is the most important thing?
Egg + mayo + crumbled bacon
Banana Egg – Michael. There’s always money in the Banana Stand!
Egg + mayo + a few slices of banana. (Yes, we did this. Braeden ate it and does not recommend that you do.)
Sumac Egg – George Senior. I may have committed some…light treason.
Egg + mayo + sprinkling of sumac.
Vodka – Lucille. They have my brands!
No egg + shot of vodka.
Magic Trick Egg – GOB. It’s an illusion, Michael.
Egg white + Chives/Yolk. But where’s the mayo? (It’s mixed in with the yolk). The Alliance surely won’t approve of that.
Silent Egg – Buster. You can always tell a Milford Man.
Egg, which will remain undetected for years.
HOOP Egg – Lindsey. Hands Off Our Poultry!
Plate, no egg.
Blue egg – Tobias. I just blue myself.
Egg + mayo + blue food coloring.
Egg, Indubitably – Maeby. Well, that was a freebie.
Egg + mayo + whatever ingredient you have on hand (We used Thai basil and Sriracha).
Korean Egg – Annyong. Annyong!
Egg + mayo mixed with spicy chile sauce (preferably Kim Kim, but we only had Sriracha).
Vertigo Egg – Lucille Austero. A touch of the dizzies.
Egg, upside down and maybe falling apart.
Chipotle Egg – Marta. So good it will make your hermano jealous.
Egg + mayo mixed with a dab of adobo sauce.
Hairless Egg – Stan Sitwell. I look like Edgar Winter here.
Egg + mayo (preferably blonde) on the side.
Just remember, if you choose to make any of the Mayoneggs, use your own eggs. It can be a real downer when someone takes eggs that don’t belong to them.
And please, tell your friends about this blog.
-K and B (Kara and Braeden)